George Denis Patrick Carlin (1937 – 2008) was an American stand-up comedian, actor, amateur philosopher, author, and social critic.
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Everyone smiles in the same language.
Electricity is really just organized lightning.
The reason I talk to myself is because I'm the only one whose answers I accept.
That's why they call it the American Dream, because you have to be asleep to believe it.
I like it when a flower or a little tuft of grass grows through a crack in the concrete. It's so fuckin' heroic.
Weather forecast for tonight: dark.
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