Mitchell Lee Hedberg (1968 – 2005) was an American stand-up comedian.
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I wanted to buy a candle holder, but the store didn't have one. So I got a cake.
Rice is great when you're hungry and you want 2000 of something.
I remixed a remix, it was back to normal.
If I had nine of my fingers missing I wouldn't type any slower.
I like Kit-Kat, unless I'm with four or more people.
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