5 Inspirational Quotes by Mitch Hedberg


Mitch Hedberg image
Mitch Hedberg image

Mitch Hedberg

Mitchell Lee Hedberg (1968 – 2005) was an American stand-up comedian.

More info about Mitch Hedberg (Google)
Share this page:  

I wanted to buy a candle holder, but the store didn't have one. So I got a cake.

Mitch Hedberg  


Rice is great when you're hungry and you want 2000 of something.

Mitch Hedberg  


I remixed a remix, it was back to normal.

Mitch Hedberg  


If I had nine of my fingers missing I wouldn't type any slower.

Mitch Hedberg  


I like Kit-Kat, unless I'm with four or more people.

Mitch Hedberg  



For more quotes you can browse the following pages:

Quotes by Topic Inspirational Images Quotes of the Day Quotes by Author