12 Inspirational Quotes by Steven Wright


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Steven Wright

Steven Alexander Wright is an American stand-up comedian, actor, writer, and film producer.

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I'm writing a book. I've got the page numbers done.

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I was trying to daydream, but my mind kept wandering.

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I wrote a few children's books... not on purpose.

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I live on a one-way street that's also a dead end. I'm not sure how I got there.

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I intend to live forever. So far, so good.

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If you think nobody cares about you, try missing a couple of payments.

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I look like a casual, laid-back guy, but it's like a circus in my head.

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The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

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I'm addicted to placebos.

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A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I'm afraid of widths.

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What's another word for Thesaurus?

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I remember when the candle shop burned down. Everyone stood around singing 'Happy Birthday.'

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